8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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