Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
