Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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