your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize