You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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