So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
3 2 1 whiskey
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Randomize
