There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
