is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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