I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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