I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize