Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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