chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I wish I only lived at night.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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