Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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