he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
