Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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