Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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