I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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