i don't like sucking hair
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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