quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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