wat bout pragnant strippers??
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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