is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
it glows. i had to have it.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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