ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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