So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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