i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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