Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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