It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
