it was like eating out sand paper
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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