This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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