just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
