These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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