drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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