Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Randomize
