saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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