just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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