We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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