There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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