She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My pussy is not your playground.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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