That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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