Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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