"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Congratulations! We have a period
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