Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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