I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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