At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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