found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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