why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I got chris browned last night
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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