It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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