summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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