I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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