did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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