nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
