did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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