Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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