You're so nebulous sometimes
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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