I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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