I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize
